37 Memes Fresher Than Your Laundry

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    They could have handled that better TT MEN
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    Congress trying to figure out how to stimulate the economy without giving. billionaires money
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    toib dp @dpao_ tired of my car using gas when i drive it
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    All I ask for
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    "Are you busy on friday?" me: w/mixodes That entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me.
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    when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway
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    me when I get angry me explaining why I got angry
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    Feeling sad Being broke Getting fat Having no friends Me doing literally nothing to improve my life
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    When you're up enjoying some me time and you check how late it is @HowToBeADad [P:AP FM AM 13
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    Therapist: and what do we do when we're angry? Me: make a voodoo doll Therapist: no
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    Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them. 4:24 PM 7/17/20 Twitter for Android
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    Motivational speaker: unleash the lion in you The lion in me:
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    lily @stargazeridiot i dont want a man i just want a djungelskog DJUNGELSKOG Soft toy, brown bear ✰✰✰✰✰ (31) £25 DJUNGELSKOG £25 Soft toy, brown bear ✰✰ (31) 3:49 AM 6/30/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    SO IF GOD DOESN'T GIVE YOU COMFORT, WHAT DOES? DOGS. #LSSC
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    *gentle gasp* "Trash" JERSEY ROYS
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    Sebastián @Sebby_Col Me deciding what I'm going to overthink today
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    Hana Michels → @HanaMichels If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 50 years
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    me: *laughs at something* me: ok back to suffering
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    Jerry @Jerrypleasure By the age of 30 you should have 1. $10 in your account 2. a knee pain 3. anxiety 4. back pain
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    People You actually were telling the truth. Scientists I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland One minute you are young and carefree and the next minute your kids are asking for help with their history homework because you were alive in the nineteen hundreds.
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    POV: It's 2003 and you're about to acquire a phobia that will last the rest of your life. ЭТА
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    Manager: Meet the new employee, tell him how great it is to work here! Me:
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    90's: "don't sit too close to the tv" 2024:
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    The genie looking at me after my first wish is to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds
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    Odds of winning the mega lottery: 0.000000003422298% 4.5 billion people that keep buying it: So you're telling me there's a chance.
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    No Context Brits @NoConte.... 6h "Must be willing to work in a fast-paced and exciting environment." The environment: 107 1884 15.6K 708K 1
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    When someone says "haven't you eaten enough?" Ownage Pranks
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    Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe My boyfriend just said "HEYYYY" and I yelled "MUST BE THE MONAYYYY" because I did not realize that he had just started a Zoom conference call. 23:03 03 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 6,435 Retweets 86.8K Likes 27 Greg @Grogdor - 6h Replying to @jennyjaffe Your response was correct. Don't even question it.
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    I blame Disney for my taste in women
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    When somebody starts flirting with you out of nowhere YOUR STANDARDS I think you dropped this
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    She's a yoga instructor and he's got a few tracks on SoundCloud. Their budget is 5.7 million dollars LOVE& CAKES house hunters INTERNATIONAL
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    when your alarm goes off but it just becomes a part of your dream
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    when the fbi is searching through your phone for evidence but have to go through 60,000 memes. @RyanDodge
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    Me dealing with other peoples problems vs. Me dealing with my own B 0= 0
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    is is he one of us
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    Hello clarice

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